icarus never dreamt of flying
persephone didn’t ask for a crown
daphne hardly wanted the love of a god

the myths are varied, true and false,
full of gods and monsters, fate and luck
but they are stories of more than magic
more than immortality and divinity

they are stories of people like you and me
people who didn’t pray for heroism
or for a throne high above on olympus

myths are stories of humans
who loved and lost like us
who fell from great heights
to even greater depths

the gods would never dare to tell
the secret of their myths:

but the truth is, the highest
form of divinity
is humanity.

all hercules wanted was family [x] (via lydiamaartin)




My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

bathe in some holy water


Mark Wahlberg

Mark Wahlberg was born with a third nipple and he obviously isn’t afraid to flaunt it, though it is so small it kind of looks more like a mole.

Harry Styles

If you thought three nipples was crazy, check out One Direction singer Harry Styles who has four nipples!


I have webbed toes like Ashton Kutcher, my mom calls it Greek toes, if it actually has to do something with Greece I don’t know, but I like the thought of it